"Frank Lloyd Wright House" For Sale (Scare Quotes Intentional)

Curbed thinks it’s a Frank Lloyd Wright House. Even though it was completed in 1985. Even though the plan was expanded from 2,400 sq. feet to 5,000. Even though it was designed by an architect named Charles Montooth. Even though it has an underground parking garage.

It’s so not a Frank Lloyd Wright that even Realtor.com (a group of people who would cheerfully lie their way to, and through, the Gates of St. Peter) can only bring themselves to call it “based on a design by Frank Lloyd Wright”.

If you think ersatz is German for good coffee and you have $4.75 million, this may be house for you.