Travel Advisory: Spring Green, WI

Buried near the end of the article on the Wyoming Valley School is the horrific news:

Organizers point to other changes in the valley: The recent purchase of the former Wyoming Valley Church by a European mime theater company, which plans to open a school there

Unless you want to subject your family to a bleak hellscape populated by Wisconsinites terrorized by silent, white-painted French clowns, I would stay away.